zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

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majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

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thebeatlesordie:

sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them

but then I remember beatlemania and…

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how one time

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a girl almost died

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because she tried to

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mail herself to the beatles in a huge box

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beatlemania was and is

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seriously

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insane

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rhymewithrachel:

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fire-is-better-than-water:

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mega—horn:

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butterbeer-forthesoul:

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are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation

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fartgallery:

I hope when I grow old I die from natural causes, such as a lightning bolt striking a tree which then falls and crushes my entire body or a cheetah ripping out my jugular and feeding on my lifeless carcass

h0odrich:

*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*

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snowllux:

snowllux:

when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money image

I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG

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